Leon's World - Various pictures, thoughts and more..

Re: My stolen Kawasaki

2010-08-22T16:40:00.001+02:00

I am ecstatic due to the fact that the SAPS has recovered my stolen bike last week.
I am going to fetch it this coming week and luckily no damage was done to it.

What's up...

2010-06-30T12:34:00.000+02:00

First I crash my car, now my bike is stolen.....

New South Africa Sucks !!

2010-06-30T12:32:00.000+02:00

My baby has been stolen on Monday morning. All my hard work and money gone...... I am seriously pissed off.

Livina vs Dog R60 000 later.

2010-06-25T18:16:00.000+02:00

I was involved in a crash with a freaking dog that ran in front of my car.

Not even 15000Km on it.

Eish !!! Got my new car

2009-11-03T13:53:00.002+02:00

Picked up my new car from the dealer on Friday. Got a surprise when I saw my registration plate...

Today's Babe

2009-10-29T17:46:00.001+02:00

Oortjies World

2009-10-29T17:43:00.001+02:00

Where's the ball...?

Ah well, I'll look for it tomorrow...

My new baby

2009-10-29T17:39:00.002+02:00

It is that time again for me to trade in the old and get the new. After driving my Nissan Micra turbo diezel for 3 years, which I might add was a fantastic experience, I decided to upgrade to the Nissan Livina x-gear +.

It is a cross between the Station wagon and a SUV.

My B-day

2009-10-20T18:14:00.012+02:00

Yip, I turned 42 on Friday 16th and had a blast.Braai and karaoke with my best pals till early morning hours..

No Comment....

2009-10-15T16:17:00.001+02:00

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' *******************************

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE: (What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

Funny Pic of the day

2009-10-15T16:14:00.002+02:00

If you cant find the book ur looking for u are probably at the....

Daily Babe

2009-10-15T16:11:00.001+02:00

Philemon Jokes

2009-10-15T16:10:00.000+02:00

Philemon: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Philemon: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.

Philemon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Philemon did till evening. Philemon: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it alright.

DVD's recently watched

2009-10-02T11:20:00.003+02:00

Step up 1 & 2 -Excellent movies. Loved it.
The Mexican -Nice entertaining movie, not enough action though.
GI Joe-Excellent movie but would be better on big screen.

2009-10-02T11:15:00.000+02:00

May u all have a great weekend !

Shark news

2009-10-02T10:37:00.003+02:00

Gongrats on the SHARKs for being top of the list (45 points) with WP following with one point difference only. The game this weekend will be a tough one but I believe the SHARKs will take the cup at the end of the day. Bulls -sorry guys but it seems u are not a match for sharkies this year... :-)

The Sharks are at The Absa Stadium Durban for the last time in the pool stages when they host the Xerox Lions on Saturday, but should be back at home in another couple of weeks' time for the knockout round(s). Following last week's defeat of the Platinum Leopards, The Sharks maintained their hold on top spot on the log, but Province have every intention of upsetting that particular apple cart and as matters stand, with just one log point separating the two coastal teams, the final two weeks before the play-offs are going to be huge!
An action-packed day of rugby awaits fans on Saturday and Sharks supporters are urged to come out in their numbers to support not only The Sharks, but also the Under 21 and Under 19 sides as the trio continue their respective quests.

Get to the game!

Arno's Band

2009-10-02T10:22:00.004+02:00

Abi loves playing her drums.She has competed in various competitions and played in a couple of shows.

Arno my daughters boyfriend has his own band. I will post more information regarding this up and coming band from Amanzimtoti at a later stage.

Pic of da day

2009-10-02T10:19:00.000+02:00

Abigail (My daughter) and Arno (her BF)

Monster Babes

2009-10-02T10:16:00.000+02:00

Only in South Africa :-)

2009-10-02T10:04:00.001+02:00

Drivers License

2009-10-02T09:59:00.001+02:00

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'

Today's Funny pic

2009-10-02T09:57:00.000+02:00

The proper way to take ur mother in law on vacation...?

If you ever feel a little bit stupid...

2009-10-02T09:55:00.001+02:00

... just read this; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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APHORISM:

2009-10-02T09:33:00.001+02:00

A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9.. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 am - it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old men and old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies ! ) No! Say it isn't so!

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Yaris.

19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!

Always be yourself.
Because the people that matter don't mind,
and the ones that mind, don't matter.

Grappie....

2009-10-02T09:31:00.000+02:00

Twee Mint Imperials slaan 'n jellytot se oe blou!

Jy sien net suiker spat.

'Hoekom help jy nie?' vra Chappie vir Smartie.

'Is jy simpel?' sê Smartie.

'Daai ouens is Menthol!!

Kidz Update

2009-10-02T09:04:00.001+02:00

I had the opportunity to go visit my kids in Toti last week and we had a great time. They grow up so quickly.

My Drakensberg trip

2009-10-02T08:52:00.005+02:00

Final Analysis

2009-08-17T18:48:00.000+02:00

Oortjies Update

2009-08-17T18:41:00.005+02:00

Lazy as ever... she got a new jersey as this winter has been quite cold and now that I have moved to a new house sha has to stay outside during the day. That is another story..the little crap has found a 1001 ways to get through, over and out of the yard to go gallavanting in the streets. I wrote earlier that I thought she was pregnant but it turnrd out to be a fake pregnancy.

Miscalaneous Pics

2009-08-17T18:32:00.005+02:00

Jaco and Bianca having a sakkie sakkie..
Mommy giving me some loooove..

Braaing with the family

Me, myself and ? cooking again.

Dino Update

2009-08-17T18:25:00.005+02:00

Dino has got a girlfriend...Eventually. He was getting a bit sexually frustrated and that made me dish out a couple of hundred rand to buy a female beardie.

She is not so good looking like him but then again the male species is always better looking than the female....Yah right I suppose that only works in the animal kingdom. You gals happy now!

DVD's I recently watched

2009-08-17T18:16:00.003+02:00

Hond se dinges... Yah right what can I say, Vaatjie sien sy gat and Bakgat has been better afrikaans dvd's before this. It is a good movie but not as entertaining as the others.

The Happening..Excellent if you like sci-fi,horror and action combined. A deffinate watch, was worth it.

Disaster Movie... what a disaster ! Yes good entertainment but a bit overboard. Saw some of the other spoof movies and they were much better.

Biker frog

2009-07-21T19:56:00.000+02:00

Dino update

2009-07-21T19:51:00.003+02:00

It's been a while and I thaught I would update you a bit on Dino's doings the last two months. She has been in her brumation period (sleeping) and just recently woke up. She has grown quite a bit lately and is now eating me out of the house.

Daily babe

2009-07-21T19:48:00.000+02:00

Off course this will be my first post for the month.... :-)

Where in the world is Leon Steyn

2009-07-21T19:45:00.001+02:00

Hey U all, sorry I have been off line for a while with workload and moving from old complex to my new house. Things have been a bit crazy. I will try my best to catch up and do some serious posting.

Fishing trip

2009-06-17T12:36:00.003+02:00

What is that in the water?

It is a Deer...

Caught 1-1/2 miles offshore while Fishing! She was returned safely to shore.

Apparantly the deer tried to escape recent fires and ended up swimming to safety...

Cost saving .... ?

2009-06-17T12:34:00.001+02:00

Today's Cartoon

2009-06-17T12:33:00.000+02:00

Pic of da day

2009-06-17T12:30:00.000+02:00

Useless Information

2009-06-17T12:25:00.003+02:00

DVD's I watched recently

2009-06-10T12:13:00.002+02:00

Highlander - The source. Excellent but 1st movie was still the best.

The Mummy - Tomb of the dragon emperor. Nice action scenes etc but being the 4th or 5th movie in this series it is getting a bit boring.

Winter

2009-06-10T12:06:00.002+02:00

Never ever leave ur bike at grandma's place during the winter...

You never know what can happen...

Zebra Crossing ?....

2009-06-10T12:04:00.000+02:00

Thought for the day...

2009-06-09T13:08:00.004+02:00

Wearing protective gear is for woosies..... real men don't need it ?

Pic of da day

2009-06-09T13:01:00.001+02:00

Recession visible... downscale projects !

Today's Cartoon

2009-06-01T12:46:00.001+02:00

Dino

2009-06-01T11:49:00.001+02:00

Very upset with me..Blowed up her throat to tell me to bugger off.

My buddy John....

2009-06-01T11:43:00.001+02:00

No idea who he is , I dont know this guy..honest, i do not know him... ;-)

Daily Babe

2009-06-01T11:41:00.000+02:00

2009-06-01T11:39:00.001+02:00

Congrats to the Blue Bulls with your victory over the Chiefs this past Saturday.

Me not happy....

2009-06-01T11:37:00.000+02:00

..working over the weekend.

Daily Babe

2009-05-25T12:03:00.002+02:00

Today's Funny

2009-05-25T11:51:00.002+02:00

MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

3min? no comment!

Worst job in da world

2009-05-25T11:47:00.001+02:00

Sheeeeet...is he at least getting danger pay?

Pic of da day

2009-05-25T11:39:00.008+02:00

My picture for the day consists of a couple as I could not choose. They are all fantastic photos and they are all of animals. Enjoy..

Wish I could howl...

Fore....!

Hopefully adopted.

Smile..

Wheee....I am flying fish.

Encounter of the weird kind?

Gimme Gimme..

No comment !!

2009-05-24T19:09:00.000+02:00

Thought for da day

2009-05-22T08:04:00.000+02:00

"At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment."

Daily Babe

2009-05-21T11:03:00.001+02:00

Today's Funny

2009-05-21T10:55:00.000+02:00

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg - South Africa . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we'renot picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

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On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for yourcomfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

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On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

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"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban a irport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

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From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth . To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."

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Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."

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"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

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And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

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Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

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Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"

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After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg ,the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."

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Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

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A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MYGOODNESS!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

Improvisation

2009-05-19T19:01:00.001+02:00

Now I gotta cd player in ma car man..

Pic of da day

2009-05-19T18:06:00.000+02:00

Todays funny

2009-05-18T19:15:00.000+02:00

SBK - Kyalami

2009-05-18T19:05:00.005+02:00

My boet and Bianca went to the superbike races at Kyalami on Sunday the 17th where Haga won both races. The photos was taken on a cellphone so the quality is not that good.

Nice Beaver...

2009-05-15T20:04:00.001+02:00

No Comment !

Pic of da day

2009-05-15T19:58:00.000+02:00

Oops !!

2009-05-15T19:56:00.000+02:00

My other kids -update

2009-05-14T11:21:00.001+02:00

Oortjies has got her new jersey for winter.

Dino still has not gone into brumation for winter.

Vlooi is just vlooi, old and noisy...

Mothers day

2009-05-13T08:05:00.002+02:00

Myself, my Boet and Mommy on mothersday.

Are we?

2009-05-11T13:08:00.001+02:00

So much for security.... This pic was taken at a local shopping centre. Note the "2010 we are ready" sticker, Hope security is gonna be better by then!

DVD's I watched this week..

2009-05-11T12:43:00.002+02:00

Much better than the 1st screamers movie, but not so much action though. Excellent if you like a lot of blood and guts.

As usual any movie Nicolas Cage plays in is a winner. Excellent movie, I really enjoyed it and would recommend it to all action fans to watch.

Daily Babe

2009-05-11T12:41:00.000+02:00

Riijad Update

2009-05-11T12:36:00.002+02:00

My Uncle and Aunt in Riijad, Saudi went on a desert camp recently. Here some beautifull pictures of the desert and surrounds.They managed to get close enough to take some pics of the desert camels as well.

Next Britney Spears

2009-05-11T12:29:00.000+02:00

"Ankia" my boet's daughter having a go at karaoke.

Engrish ?

2009-05-11T09:36:00.002+02:00

Lost in translation..

Pic of da day

2009-05-11T09:26:00.003+02:00

Amore's Double ?

No posting today

2009-05-11T08:47:00.000+02:00

Something has crashed on my pc and the mouse is gone too....

Dino Update

2009-05-11T08:42:00.001+02:00

Dino loves Spaghetti as well..

Shark News

2009-05-08T11:38:00.000+02:00

The Sharks host the Waratahs on Saturday in what is traditionally one of their toughest Vodacom Super 14 clashes all season. It appears that Sydney is not a happy hunting ground for The Sharks, and the same could be said for the Waratahs who tend to battle at The Absa Stadium Durban. Chatting to Johann Muller about it, he reckons it's all about the fans, so come on, get to the Stadium, get behind the boys this Saturday and cheer them on to victory.
The Sharks are well-placed at this stage of the tournament following their win over the Highlanders last weekend and over the next - and final - two weeks of the tournament pool stages, each of the top four play one other top four team which should really make things exciting. With The Sharks hosting the Bulls at The Absa Stadium Durban in the final match of the league round next Saturday, the result could have a major bearing on who finishes where and possibly even determining who makes the top four and who doesn't.
This week The Sharks also welcomed back Bradley Barritt who left at the end of last year to take up a contract with Saracens in the UK. With the knee injury to Francois Steyn that has ruled him out for the next six weeks or so, Barritt, with 66 Sharks caps, certainly adds experience to the backline in the absence of the Rugby World Cup gold medalist and arrives in Durban at the most opportune time possible. He will remain with The Sharks until the conclusion of the tournament.

94.7's Jeremy Mansfield

2009-05-08T10:57:00.002+02:00

POPULAR radio jock Jeremy Mansfield is ready to face the biggest challenge of his life — cancer.
Mansfield found out on Tuesday that he has chronic lymphocytic leukaemia, a blood and bone marrow disease that is most common in middle-aged people.
Mansfield, 45, told The Times he became ill after returning from a holiday to the Seychelles with his wife, Jacqui.
“We came back on Easter Sunday and I didn’t feel well. The next day I still had a blinding headache and was not feeling well at all, but thought it might be food poisoning,” he said.
After seeing a doctor, Mansfield was admitted for a week to the Sunninghill Hospital for extensive testing.
On Tuesday — after he had been released from hospital and had resumed his popular Rude Awakening breakfast show on Johannesburg station 94.7 Highveld Stereo — the devastating news came.
Mansfield said he had told his colleagues on Wednesday morning. They were “taken aback” at the news of his illness.
“When you work so closely with people you develop a special bond. But as the team leader I have to be strong,” he said.
Mansfield starts a six-month course of chemotherapy on Monday.
“I will get chemotherapy five days a week every month.
“I’ve been warned that I will be tired, but will continue with my on-air work. My off-air commitments will be managed,” he said.
Mansfield, known for his irrepressible personality, said: “You can either lie down and throw leaves on top of yourself and be negative, or you can be positive and fight.”
Mansfield joked to The Times that sales of beer, his favourite drink, might come under strain until he recovers.
“I am terribly sorry to tell the breweries this, but their stocks will be staying on the shelves for longer.
“I am now allowed to drink only non-alcoholic or low-alcohol beer,” he said.
Mansfield has also quit smoking and will be forced to give up another favourite, sushi.
“Unlike what many may think, I do eat rather healthily. I will miss sushi, though, as I’m not allowed to eat anything raw,” he said.

Daily Babe

2009-05-08T10:51:00.001+02:00

My Kiddies update

2009-05-08T09:33:00.002+02:00

Andre and Abigail school photos.

Today's Cartoon

2009-05-08T09:31:00.000+02:00

Happy Mothers Day

2009-05-08T09:30:00.000+02:00

Personal Protective Equipment

2009-05-08T09:25:00.000+02:00

Facebook - try again

2009-05-08T08:09:00.000+02:00

Pic of the day

2009-05-08T08:04:00.000+02:00

No Comment..the picture says it all.

Eish

2009-05-07T16:21:00.000+02:00

Winter Cuddling

2009-05-02T15:52:00.002+02:00

My boet Jaco and Bianca..and of course Oortjies.

Dino update

2009-05-02T15:50:00.002+02:00

Catching a tan..

Hi all..

2009-04-30T10:36:00.001+02:00

Sorry for not posting lately, I have been off sick this last 8 days. Will make up for it once I feel better..

Daily Babe

2009-04-30T10:34:00.002+02:00

Oortjies Update

2009-04-30T10:19:00.003+02:00

Look my new jersey..

And I can dance as well...

Bullsh!t & Brilliance

2009-04-24T08:00:00.001+02:00

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
I wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says,

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! Bullsh*t and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Today's Cartoon

2009-04-23T15:19:00.000+02:00

I think the last one is wife of present...

Today's Funny

2009-04-23T14:35:00.001+02:00

Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.

The receptionist says, shall I put them on your bill?

Daffy replies ...

Don’t be thucking thupid I’d thufficate!!!!

Pic of da day

2009-04-23T14:31:00.002+02:00

Things even ur dog wont do..

Luke, I'm ur muther

2009-04-23T14:31:00.001+02:00

Never ever...

2009-04-23T14:30:00.000+02:00

Daily Babe

2009-04-21T16:22:00.001+02:00

Aki Hoshino